They're Always After Me Lucky Charms

Hi, my name's Lindsay. This is my first blog post, and I have never posted before. Therefore, this will quite possibly be the worst thing you have ever read. If that's the case, my most humble apologies.

So, I have just graduated college (again) and am being forced to enter the Real World, at least for the time being. For those of you who don't know, the Real World is an often scary place where there is weeping, gnashing of teeth, and health insurance. I avoided it once before by entering one of the most popular post-college career industries (and one that put my biology degree to great use) -- the food service industry. Maybe I wasn't studying bacteria (at least not intentionally), but I could make a cappuccino that would make Seattle's Best worry if they really were not, well, the best. When I realized that my talents behind an espresso machine would earn me little more than $8 per hour, I decided to go back to school like every good twenty-something does. After three semesters of education classes, I am now certified to teach middle school science. Yes, middle school. My maturity level is at about 7th grade, and I am short so I can look pre-pubescent boys in the eye, so middle school seemed the obvious choice.


About the address. I do love Lucky Charms, and I figured that I could thank them for their tireless work in marshmallow design, sugar highs, and just general tasting good with a web address that offers free advertising that will reach anywhere from one to three million people (depending on who reads my blog).

This blog will be a hopefully lighthearted account of my adventures in said Real World, and help me to keep my sanity. Have fun!