With an Iron Fist

Me: "We're going to the State Fair tomorrow. I mean, does it get any better than this??"

Laura: "God, I'm so jealous. I'm missing all the great Fall stuff over there. I wish I could go to the Fair."

Me: "Yeah you do. I mean, Caramel Apples, Corn on the Cob, Taffy, Turkey Legs, Fried Oreos, Corn Dogs, Funnel Cakes, Ferris Wheels...and the BUTTER SCULPTURE (which is the best part of the whole thing."



Laura: "You know, they would only think an entire sculpture of butter was fascinating in East Texas, where Obesity Reigns with an Iron Fist."

Me: "How right you are. Did I mention the Funnel Cakes?"