I'll See You on the Road to Hollywood (or at least to San Antonio)

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Alright guys, I'm going to be the next American Idol. It's going to happen. I'm trying out August 11 in San Antonio, Texas. However, I am in a quandary. I have no idea what to sing. I sing everything. I sing in the shower, out of the shower, on the golf course, at the dentist, and everywhere else. So, I need help narrowing my song-list down. Also, as most of you know, I have little to no style whatsoever aside from gym shorts and a t-shirt (which apparently isn't "pop star-ish"...I don't see why not). SO, read the following and send in your votes!! (oh, and wish me luck...)

What song should I sing in front of the evil Simon Cowell so that he'll send me to Hollywood?

1) At Last by Etta James
2) Ridin' Dirty by Chamillionaire
3) It's in His Kiss by Aretha Franklin
4) My Bologna Has a First Name by Oscar Mayer (I can make this sound good, I promise)
5) Other (please specify)

What look should I go for to impress and yet be classy and elegant?

1) The "I just found my eye-liner" Avril Lavigne look
2) The "I'm so much cooler than you in my muted tones" Norah Jones look
3) The "My hair needs flight clearance" Dolly Parton look
4) The "I'm So angry I could rip my clothes (and I did)" Cortney Love look
5) Other (please specify)

Thanks for your help!!!!