America's Future

Me: Geez, my kids are making the worst grades on this test.

Edward (the Brother): Really? Like how bad?

Me: Like the highest grade out of the last twenty tests was a 65.

Edward: I have an idea.

Me: I'm afraid to ask.

Edward: For people who failed, just staple Burger King applications to their tests when you give them back. You know, save them a trip.

Me: Wow. You have issues.......wait, do you really think I could get away with that?