Kansas

"What happened? I thought you were going to Trenton for dinner."

"Well, we were about half-way there, but we had to turn around."

"Why?"

"There were cows in the road."

"Cows? Are you serious?"

"Yeah. A lot of them. Just standing in the road. They weren't moving, so we ordered pizza."

"That's hilarious. I feel like we live in Kansas somewhere around 1874."

"Well, we kind of do. Except for the pizza."